Get those bubbles in the fridge, stat.

Everyone needs a Meg in their pocket

I’m talking my brain, your biz, and any branding pickles solved before Santa ho-ho-hos.

You know that list you’ve been side-eyeing for months? The one that you’re gonna “sort before Christmas”? Only it’s starting to give “circle back next year” vibes?

Yeah. Let’s not do that this year.

Instead, let’s knock out the stuff that’s been hanging over your head and swap it for a smug feeling of work not only being done, but being absolutely nailed.

Choose a half day, full day, or a mister power hour. Whatever it takes to get those bubbles tasting like a summer of freedom.

YES! I want help

Here’s the low-down.

Half-day

$800 + GST

  • A hit of focus and fresh perspective. My brain on your brand, crafting, strategising, or whatever it is you need me to do.

    Liiiike:

    • Writing your “out of office, but make it on-brand” auto-reply.

    • Crafting a cheeky end-of-year wrap-up EDM and social post.

    • Reviewing and tightening that copy that’s been lurking on your list.

    • Creative brainstorming for next year’s outputs.

    • A 30 minute kickoff call.

    • Your work delivered within 24 hours

    • Video walkthrough

Book me in

Full-day

$1800 + GST

  • The full monty of problem-solving. Get my full brain power on things liiiike:

    • Writing a full email sequence (holiday promotions themed or for the long-term, your choice!)

    • Defining (or refining) your brand positioning and messaging framework.

    • Doing a full critique of existing website/other touchpoints, to set you up for next year

    • A 30 minute kickoff call.

    • Your work delivered within 48 hours

    • Video walkthrough

I hate to be that person, but I’m only doing a limited number of these. For realsy. This isn’t a fake marketing ploy, it’s a “ahhh there’s only 48 47 days ‘til Christmas” freakout.

Power hour

$400 + GST

  • Perfect for when you just need some direction, momentum, or a brain that’s not fried from end-of-year chaos.

    Liiiiike:

    • Brainstorm PR angles, content ideas, or campaigns for the new year

    • Untangle a marketing or brand challenge.

    • Get a plan in place to kick off next year.

    • Pick my brain in general

    • A quick pre-call briefing form so we can hit the ground running

    • 60 minutes on Google Meet. 1:1 baby.

    • 48 hours of WhatsApp voice note support for those post-call questions.